GDP Aaarrgh!

     Four little* letters are driving the entire internet bonkers, and leading to many people tearing their hair out and racing round like the fly with proverbial azure posterior.

     But, this all ceases on Friday 25th May, thank Goodness! Back to normal, but with an empty inbox - YAY!

     It reminds me of the Millennium bug. The entire world - AKA the internet -

Image from Know Your Meme

was about to grind to a halt and we were going to find ourselves in the dark Ages with no central heating or running water. Or the online equivalent.

     Didn't happen though, did it? We all woke up with sore heads - those of us old enough to toast the new millennium, anyway - and things went on as normal.

     Quite possibly the whole GDPR fiasco will make no difference whatsoever.

     Anyway, in case you are concerned about what I do with any of your data, here is my privacy policy. (Interestingly, spellcheck suggested piracy policy. I prefer that.)

   

My Piracy Policy and why your data is safe in my hot little hands:

• I wait till the Witching Hour on a full moon
• Then I go out with a candle-lit lantern
• I dig a deep hole in an unmarked spot
• There I deposit all personal details and top up with nice organic soil

     This means, of course, that even if I wanted to, which I don't, I could not sell your details on to a second or third party. (Mainly because I can't find them myself.) 
     
     So, I do hope that's clearer now?

     Any questions, please ask. Email jane@theorganicbeautician.com or text 07961224560, and if I''m not digging for information, I'll answer ASAP.
 
      Have a radiant day!

   www.theorganicbeautican.com

*Okay, so they are Majuscules, not 'little' letters, but that lacked alliteration.