National Frankenstein Day

That was National Frankenstein Day, not National Frankfurter Day, so put those sausages down. I know, I can't believe it either, but there is even a National Popcorn Day. Now we've heard it all. Anyway in my little sweetly-scented corner of the universe, rather than hiding behind the sofa sucking my thumb in disbelief at the craziness of the outside world, I'll be doing my...   PAMPER MISSION How about you? No need to look like a monster, if you look after yourself!  Treat your feet to a foot-bath. Soak those babies in some scented water Sage for pesky female hormones Moor Lavender, if you are planning an early night Rose, just because Lemon & Lemongrass if you are off out dancing (- you dirty stop out - you!) (Sage is also good for monstrous male feet, that are not as sweetly scented as ours.) Give your feet a little rub with a paste of sugar and olive oil, and then dry them gently. You can, if you are inclined, put a mask upon your tootsies. Hydrating Mask is what is extravagantly lavished upon them in the Foot Treatment chez moi.  After applying that, you'll have to put them up for a while to let it soak in. Quelle dommage! After lounging in a lady-like manner for a while, gently remove any residue and re-clothe your feet to keep them warm. Cashmere socks would be the ultimate finishing touch to this foot-tastic session Have a radiant weekend! PS Want a pamper mission every week?  Sign up for tips, tricks and more amusing waffle by clicking HERE