How (NOT) to look older and haggard

With the possible exception of underage teenagers trying to get into a trendy nightclub, nobody really wants to look older than they are, do they? 

We live in a visual culture that values youth above experience, particularly when it comes to women. We don't have that Chinese thing of respecting our Elders, we tend to diss them and their opinions, and then suddenly WE are the older generation! 

Oooh! The shock when the Prime Minister is younger than you are! (Not Theresa May, but it happened to me with David Cameron.)

This bias against ageing is unhelpful because we are lucky to age - it's a privilege not everyone gets to experience, but that doesn't mean that we need to look haggard and colourless. No beige needed - except in highlights!

There are lots of things you can do to retain your youthful looks - drinking enough (water! Not Gin!), eating wisely, but not too well, looking after your skin really well and getting regular facials. Something that is not commonly done, though, is to learn and practice Facial Exercises  

Targeted facial movements tone and smooth your face

In my youth, Eva Fraser was the doyenne of Facial exercise. I had a lesson with her a few years ago, to see how what she does, differs from what I teach. She really is an inspiring example of what you can achieve, if you are diligent. Diligence is the word though.

I'm not as well-behaved as she is and don't do them as often, but I do know that when I don't do them, I do look more haggard, so that inspires me to keep going. 

Interested? Want to read more, click HERE to read my piece in Cotswold Life about Facial exercises. If you'd like a trial lesson, please get in touch. Lessons can be done in person – which is best or by Skype. 

Text the Pamper-line on 07961224560

Flaky Skin: How to stop shedding on the people you care about!

After the splendid summer we’ve just had, your skin might be feeling, well, - if not pallid, just a little the worse for wear. Because all those fun things we enjoy in the summer - sea, sand, sunshine, cocktails – although great fun at the time, all have a drying effect on the skin.

That might be brilliant news if your face is as oily as the East Texas oil field, but not so great for those of us with - ahem! - older and slightly drier faces. So, what can you do to stop yourself shedding skin cells like a Golden Retriever sheds hair? 

Three things to think about...

1. Hydrating from the inside is a great place to start

We all need water

Most people don’t drink enough water to keep their skin in peak condition, because the internal organs also need water, and if there is a lack they’ll get first dibs. Which is as it should be, of course, but why starve your skin of water? 

So, please! Drink more water
Setting a timer can help you remember to do this. There's not much point putting expensive cream onto skin that feels like a desert. You need water inside and out. 

2. Look at your skin care routine as well, because this is crucial Your skin will love you and look so much better if you look after it properly. What you do on a daily basis will directly affect how your skin looks now, as well as how it ages in the future. Cleansing, toning and moisturising is as important as cleaning and flossing your teeth.

Start a skin regime now, if you haven't already

3. Your skin also loves a regular pampering session. 

Schedule the time for a home Skin Spa, using a Clay Mask to remove all those flaky dead skin cells gently, and follow with a hydrating cream mask to re-hydrate (who would have guessed!) and soothe your skin.

Booking yourself a professional facial is an even better idea
Not only will your skin look fabulous, after a professional pampering session, but you’ll get advice on just how to keep it like that. And, as well  as your skin looking great - and totally un-flaky - you'll feel fab too!

There's nothing like a facial to make you look and feel like a new woman!

Book a pamper session with me.
I'll show you to gain and maintain great skin. No more flaking!

Text the Pamper-line on 07961224560

50 Shades of Clay

   In the spirit of 'do as I do, rather than just 'do as I say', this is being typed with face-full of Clay. That sentence could do with revision...The face of clay is not typing - I am - but I am wearing a lot of clay upon my face.

     Bit of a giveaway, that. This weekend's pamper mission is a deep cleanse, and I've started early!

     You should know how to do this by now, but here's a recap:
 

• Remove any makeup or city grime with Cleansing Milk
• Compress with something scented 
• Cleanse well (albeit gently) with Cleansing Cream
• Apply a good layer of Clay mask and then lie down for a bit. Or amble around shouting at people. Whatever is more relaxing for you.

     When the clay starts to feel tight, dampen it, then remove gently with a sponge. You can use your muslin but it will look grim.

• Mist lightly with Toner, RNC or - even better - Intensive Conditioner
• Apply a cream mask to your damp rosy skin. Whichever one suits your current skin condition. Ask me if you're not sure, although Revitalising Mask is a good all-rounder.
• Leave that for 20 minutes, then remove with a tepid muslin.

     Admire your peachy skin and resolve to do this more often. Once a week is ideal. 

     Please remember that your face doesn't end at your chin. Well, only anatomically. The skin on your neck also needs a treat, as does your décolleté. Think of all the sunshine that bounces onto it -the perfect little suntrap. Cleanse it when you cleanse your face, and mask it ditto.

     That's all, my lovely, I've got to go and remove this mask before I crack!

      Have a radiant weekend!

Do text the Pamper-line if you need any of the above: 07961224560

Deep Infinity - Dr Hauschka's latest Limited Edition Makeup

Twice a year, Dr Hauschka produce some little treasures for green-minded makeup lovers. This one is called Deep Infinity and draws inspirations from the colours and tones of the oceans and the sky. 

Picture the endlessly rolling waves of the Aegean sea, its fathomless, infinite, azure depths topped with evanescent, cerulean foam. Above it, a setting sun tints the sky rose, and you'll have some idea of this colour scheme.


This latest collection marks a dramatic departure from the usual offerings in several ways. The gorgeous model, for a start, has non-Caucasian skin. 

It's well overdue for cosmetics firms to use ALL skin shades, so this is a great start. Beauty is skin-deep, whatever colour your skin is. In fact, the shades look even better on a darker skin tone. Perfect for summer.


And the products?

Turquoise mascara, anyone? Has that even been

Doesn't it look great against
my copper foot-bath?

done before? We already have Blue Defining Mascara, and Plum Volume mascara, both of which are stunning in their own way, but turquoise! So exciting. 

I think it works best as a flash of colour at the very tips of the lashes. I tried it with Brown Volume mascara and just caught the ends of the lashes with the turquoise and it looked really pretty. 

Seems to work for all colour eyes too, as it's nice with blue eyes, and also flatters brown ones. Green eyes just look great with anything, of course. 

Of course, it looks really gorgeous with the eye shadow palette; well, it would, wouldn't it? It was designed to do so, and look how pretty those shades are! 

Love that slanted applicator!

Rose, slate grey, turquoise and midnight blue. There's even a subtle, shimmery glitter to three of them, like sunlight glistening on the waves.
The deep midnight blue looks particularly nice when used over the Blue Eye Definer around the lash line, when the lashes are tipped with the turquoise mascara for maximum contrast. 

With all that emphasis on the eyes, a subtler lip is called for. The Rosewood shade of the new Lip Crayon is just the ticket. 

Yes - a crayon! It's ideal for busy women who haven't got time for lip liner: you just use the tip to outline, then fill in with the broader side. This gives a subtle, matte, natural look - like one's own lips, but fuller and naturally enhanced. If you prefer a less subtle look, just add some lip gloss - I used the Lip Gloss 05 in Carnelian, which tones really well with the Rosewood. 

Dr H Illuminating fluid
for shimmering highlights

On days when you have a little more time, perhaps

you might like to try the new Illuminating Fluid? This versatile product can be used alone as a highlighter on cheek bones and under the eyebrows, or mixed with foundation for a translucent shimmering finish.  

Have I whetted your appetite? 

Are you brave enough for a turquoise mascara? 

Text the Pamper-line 07961224560 for more info or to order.

 

Summer skin woes

     The unbelievable has finally happened: it is June and hot. And sunny! We've been promised a week of this...!

     So it seems it's a good time to think about how best to support your skin through this slightly surreal experience. Usually, when we get warmth like this, we have to speak a foreign language, or try to...

     Some things to consider in hot weather are:

• dehydration
• sunburn
• dryness
• soreness
• allergies 

     That's enough to be going on with, I think. Let's start with dehydration.

     You've got to drink enough water, obviously. But don't knock it back like a drunken student on his first Yard of Ale. If you swig, your body can't absorb efficiently, all that precious fluid will pass straight through and your kidneys will be overworked.

     Sip like a lady with a martini. You could even stick out your little finger, if you feel it helps...

     That'll  help with the internal requirements, but the hotter air, sunshine, reflected or direct and the breeze will also take their toll, and this is where one of my desert Island Essentials comes in

     Facial Toner.

     This is the bee's knees. (If they have them.)

     When it's hot like this, I keep a bottle in the fridge and lightly mist it on my face, when I feel like it. This is great for all skin types. People with rosacea might find it gets worse or better in the summer, but this helps to keep the skin cool. 

     For us lucky souls without rosacea, it's just lovely to cool your face down knowing that you are also pampering it with soothing herbal extracts like anthyllis vulneria at the same time. 

     You can of course use a bottle of plain water, instead:here are plenty of brands selling facial mists. But, I slightly resent the idea of paying to mist my face with micro-droplets of H2O which is packaged in a pressurised container with an aerosol and is almost impossible to recycle!

     You can also get a tiny 10 ml one of these for your hand bag, which is a nice little treat for your face.

     If you want one on these to treat your face to a cooling spray as needed, get in touch. Just text the pamper line on 07961224560

Facial Toner usually costs £25.50 or £23 after discount, and I have five little minis (RRP £4) to give away free with the first five ordered. If you want one, text the Pamper-line on 07961224560 or reply to this email. 

GDP Aaarrgh!

     Four little* letters are driving the entire internet bonkers, and leading to many people tearing their hair out and racing round like the fly with proverbial azure posterior.

     But, this all ceases on Friday 25th May, thank Goodness! Back to normal, but with an empty inbox - YAY!

     It reminds me of the Millennium bug. The entire world - AKA the internet -

Image from Know Your Meme

was about to grind to a halt and we were going to find ourselves in the dark Ages with no central heating or running water. Or the online equivalent.

     Didn't happen though, did it? We all woke up with sore heads - those of us old enough to toast the new millennium, anyway - and things went on as normal.

     Quite possibly the whole GDPR fiasco will make no difference whatsoever.

     Anyway, in case you are concerned about what I do with any of your data, here is my privacy policy. (Interestingly, spellcheck suggested piracy policy. I prefer that.)

   

My Piracy Policy and why your data is safe in my hot little hands:

• I wait till the Witching Hour on a full moon
• Then I go out with a candle-lit lantern
• I dig a deep hole in an unmarked spot
• There I deposit all personal details and top up with nice organic soil

     This means, of course, that even if I wanted to, which I don't, I could not sell your details on to a second or third party. (Mainly because I can't find them myself.) 
     
     So, I do hope that's clearer now?

     Any questions, please ask. Email jane@theorganicbeautician.com or text 07961224560, and if I''m not digging for information, I'll answer ASAP.
 
      Have a radiant day!

   www.theorganicbeautican.com

*Okay, so they are Majuscules, not 'little' letters, but that lacked alliteration. 

Mayday! M'aidez!

Maypole Crown. Beltaine 2011. Photo by Sable Aradia

   Looking out of the window, it is clear why May is called May. 

   It's nothing to do with poles, ribbons and flowers really, it's more that...

     You may need an umbrella.
     You may need wellies.
     You may need to cancel your barbecue
     You may wear a summer dress, but you will freeze. (That's me, and I am freezing.)

     Take your pick. All a bit depressing really. Let's hope it clears up for the Royal Wedding!

    This is probably why Mayday is the signal of distress. It's actually nothing to do with the Anglicisation of the French "M'aidez!", but more of a fact that May will be a bit soggy and your boat may sink.

     That's enough of that. I'm going to find some woolly tights, as I'm freezing. The frock may have been a mistake.      

     Have a radiant day! (It might clear up!)


     You may find yourself in need of some Dr Hauschka goodies to cheer you up. 

     Text the Mayday helpline: 07961224560.